For years, the terrorists of the world have dreamed of setting foot inside the continental United States so that they could wreak havoc… finally, their dreams are about to come true. Our Dear Leader, Barack Hussein Obama, is considering bringing Guantanamo Bay detainees to the continental US: either Michigan or Kansas. We have known about this for a while, but the administration has been unclear as to where they want to take them and Congress recently denied the funds to relocate detainees. The administration is now considering building a prison-courtroom complex to house the suspected terrorists and put them on trial. Remind me again, why can’t we put them on trial in Guantanamo right now? Didn’t the administration put all of the suspected terrorists’ trials on hold? Oh yes, of course, FOX wanted to film a reality-TV version of Prison Break but wasn’t allowed to film in Gitmo.

Closing a perfectly good legal purgatory that keeps the suspected terrorists far away from the American population makes no sense. The reason that the administration is doing this is just politics, appeasing the far left. Let’s get the trials rolling. Let’s make it a bit more transparent so that the skittish liberals can see that we are not torturing anymore, and if they are torturing then it will get them to stop. Let’s keep the suspected terrorists off US soil. Is SANITY from this administration too much to ask?

-AG